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09:10:14 am on May 11, 2008 | # |
Pac-Man, Legend
By Connor Coman-Sargent
Pac-Man suddenly comes out, there is many enemies! He’s so fast you can’t even see him eat the tiny balls! He turns left! He turns right! Eats the pink guy then the blue guy! Oh my God! Red guy is coming up pretty fast. Watch out! Pac-Man turns and bashes up the red guy. Another punch! Pac then did a mad jump over the red guy, he stops in the middle of the air above the red guy as if it’s a shot from a stop-action movie! Pac-Man drops on the red guy with his legs around red guy’s head, he brakes his neck! Ohh….. You need to be here! Pac goes off again, he rips the guts out of the orange guy and then shoves them down his throat! Ewww…… The crowd screams! Pac then gets up a level! It now even harder! He punches the living crap out of the red guy again, for he is the gayest of all. Suddenly! A crowd member runs across the screen! Pac-Man bashes him up! Kick! Punch! Kick! The crowd member was out clean! What a revolting look on the unlucky crowd member. Another crowd member runs across the screen to the first crowd member! Oh my God! Pac eats him! Pac still needs to get to the next level, the hardest of all. Another coloured ghost comes behind him, Pac then throws a knife into him! Oh! If you were only there! Pac-Man is on the final level now! Suddenly another man stands up and throws a midget at Pac! Pac comes out of the screen and kills him! This is one violent game! I shout. I get up and dress up as Ms. Pac-Man. The costume catches Pac-Mans attention! He starts to walk up to me when suddenly the red guy jumps out and kills Pac…. GAME OVER
Sad story….. A tribute will be held on the 23rd of May for those 3 great men who were so stupid the got them selves killed by a virtual game character. RIP.
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chasc 9:13 am on May 11, 2008 | #
This is a sad but true story
chasc 9:20 am on May 11, 2008 | #
Did anyone like the story?